Urine for a treat.

You know the feeling when you’re having a pretty good day: get to work on time, your outfit looks nice, and the fun new ideas you have for mother tongue/language day are well received? And then, you pee on yourself. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. Doesn’t it happen to everyone?

I peed on myself today. Twice. I have NO idea how in the world I could have let that happen TWICE! The first time, a small part of the back of my skirt apparently got tucked up under me and I caught it before it was too bad.  I washed it out, dried it in the hand dryer and went about my day feeling okay.

Well, I drank a smoothie for breakfast,  two cups of coffee, and a water bottle full of water all before 10:30am. So, I wasn’t really thinking about anything but relief when I went to the bathroom a second time.  Uh huh. I did it again. And way worse. Almost ½ of my skirt ended up under me in the toilet and I proceeded to pee ALL over it before I even thought to look down. Tell me you’ve done this? Boys, I’m guessing that’s a no for you, but ladies? Help a girl out.

I washed it out with soap and then dried it for a while under the hand dryer. But my skirt is still quite wet, I think I smell a little like urine, and I have lunch duty in twenty minutes. Pray for me.

In other news… Here’s the link to our 2014 Schutz Family Holiday Video Card if you haven’t seen it yet. 
Love, cheer, and safe adventures in and out of potties everywhere to you all!